It landed on the table gracefully, setting the newspaper in front of the Malfoy patriarch, snuck a piece of bacon off his plate, then flew off. "I beg your pardon, Minerva? Harry was given away by his parents as a toddler to keep him safe after Charles was declared the Boy-Who-Lived. Things collapse in a hilarious way. she hissed. Harry Potter believed himself to be a freak for the first eleven years of his life. Lucius cleared his throat and read, "Letter from Potter causes mayhem across Britain.". Luckily he was already here to try and see the head of the DMLE before his hearing otherwise he would have missed it altogether. With one last, scathing look, she opened the door and walked out. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (40), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (4), Harry Potter Never Went to Hogwarts (108), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence (25), Harry Potter Goes to a Different School (10), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Trails of Cold Steel characters make cameo appearances, Why is it a very, very, very bad idea to abandon the real Boy-Who-Lived, Post-Persona 5 Scramble | Persona 5 Strikers, James Potter is Not Harry Potter's Parent, Harry Evans and the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, James Potter/Original Female Character(s), Order of the Phoenix Bashing (Harry Potter), Lily Evans Potter & Severus Snape Friendship, Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini friendship, Harry Potter and the 'superhero' origin story, Harry Potter & Original Male Character(s), | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, I am making Harry so OP it is not even funny, Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, DMLE | Department of Magical Law Enforcement (Harry Potter), voldemort thinks he is successfully manipulating harry, they are not even psychopaths in love they are, this fic is not as dark as the tags may make it seem. All together, 'Wizarding England - Home of the Pure' had a grand population of 756 'certified' Purebloods, average age, 67. Surprisingly, it was a coed dorm, but the bedrooms were charmed to keep the sexes from mixing. the British Ministry and explained that Harry was the only one capable of killing Voldemort. "You don't understand, do you? In one hand, he held a quill and in the other he held a small slip of paper. It wasn't the first time he'd been struck but it was the first time it had happened so soon. Despite her severe Making a vow to watch but never interfere this all changes when her Chosen Vessel's parents are killed and he is placed in an abusive home. Skip through the rest of third year and past fourth year, which was just a month ago. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. She took advantage of his shock to blast him back a few feet. Harry asked his voice cold, "Why have you called me here? He never had a friend before. linkffn(Broken Promises by Mary Bachiu). Harry followed behind, bemused. ", "I just returned from escorting Mr. Potter to his portkey point. As they walked, she told him what she knew about the school and about her own family. Since he hadn't been seen in the past thirteen years, many believed She, too, seemed eager to learn the craft. However, everyone already know how the case will end. the piece and the uproar it was causing in Britain. He told himself, "Most people are wanting me to fail. "This will open their eyes whether they don't want them opened. An angry Remus Lupin learned about the manipulations that have almost destroyed his life and that of his best friends, and decided that enough is enough. Most of the population of wizarding Britain has read this article and believes Mr Potter to be a homosexual. Not by anyone's standards. "I just came back from seeing Mr. Potter," she replied through tightly clenched teeth. # 1 Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? That poorly conceived law resulted in Hogwarts' student population tripling, but it failed to budge Potter out from behind the wards of When the groundskeeper, Hagrid, came to collect him and told him he was a wizard, that was when the young boy found out the truth. The spell hit the asphalt and showered him with a near lethal spray of rock chips. er knew the truth, that his mother and father had been a witch and a wizard and that he, himself, was a wizard. But he won't do it alone. PS1. It was accompanied by much screaming and cursing. The fact that I would leave and not see them again until I had passed the age In the next second he shot a spell at her the same time she cast a Shield Charm. You turned that loving, wonderful child into a bitter, sarcastic cynic.". He cleared his throat again and began. They are for anything that will remove me from their home and, frankly, it's one opinion I share with them. But you refused to listen to reason. He ran away to the Leaky Cauldron, where he paid for a room and spent the rest of the summer there. [Ceci est un test pour un projet HP + TBP que j'crirai plus tard. Let's prove them wrong.". Fudge sucks at being a Dark Lord. The Malfoys sat at the dining table, eating their breakfast silently and with an air of grace that even other purebloods were envious of. Or Harry Potter somehow slipped under the radar, and now, 5 years after that first Hogwarts letter was sent out, they've finally found him. Ironically, there are far-reaching consequences. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K+ | Chapters: 24 | Words: 28,471 | Reviews: 465 | Favs: 491 | Follows: 651 | Updated: 5/27/2008 | Published: 10/7/2005 | id: 2609347 | Language: English | Genre: Adventure | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/: 838 | Updated: 3/8/2016 | Published: 2/25/2016 | Status: Complete | id: 11810349 | Language: English | Genre: Suspense | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Privacy Policy. After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. This is both to start making alliances as the Heir to the family. Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke. His second year, he found out he was a parselmouth. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone. Then he gets the bad news: hes been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. The sound of wings flapping were heard and all three looked up as an owl appeared, theDaily Prophetin its talons. Unbeknownst to him, she skipped out on Hogwarts to create her own path and is currently training under an esteemed witch for the same reason. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 22,251 | Reviews: 712 | Favs: 5,647 | Follows: 1,544 | Updated: 8/14/2007 | Published: 7/6/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3639659 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Download: EPUB or MOBI, The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1. Minerva smiled broadly and placed the letter on top of the pile of previously read letters, then she checked off the name from her list. He was caught off guard for just a moment, not realizing she had her wand again. PS2. section for destruction. She complained to her country's magical government, which protects her. When Harry starts to liquate assets, Magical Britain is steadily handing towards bankruptcy. After his first bout of accidental magic Harry Potter is shipped off to an orphanage. Unofficially, Harry Potter went missing without a trace around the time Sirius Black was thought to have escaped, and his death was never proven. He fought the basilisk. She found him intelligent, but a bit cynical. Your demonstration put to rest the worry my parents and myself had concerning the strange occurrences that I had Harry is expelled after the graveyard incident. If Harry Potter was coming to Gringotts, only the best would do. I'll be staying with a friend of mine that isn't Ron or Hermione but one you would never expect. For ten years I have He told me I was exaggerating, that they treated me alright. Harry and Ling raised their family along with frequent visits from Uncles Padfoot and Moony and Aunt Minnie. Privately, the Hillmans were surprised to find themselves in such a I still need to work on 'Haunted Green Eyes', which chapter two is still in the making off, as well as the second chapter to 'A Tale of a Sidekick and a Henchman'. While she liked Hagrid personally, she felt he was a bit too intimidating to send to a magic hating muggle family. anna_anna_anna, 2Littlepigs, 21MiraiMo1234, Mekallena, humm2024, HypoWolfie, Stxphxnny_olsxn, Pery, LilyroseFirePrincess, Wraith_and_Demjin, elsa_loves_reading, bqsilisk, SpringKat, M_C_Boo, Shmi_Kenobi, aliensink, Ardie101, alchemicalApocalypse, hockeyaddict, Miracureader, Iris_of_the_rainbow, Dragoness2000, AutisticAmerican, 71Beth, Natzen, Louca125521, Hopez_1303, Belkiman, StormySkies95, JJRenae, 0_StAr1_0, Universum_clara_tenebris, booknerd1234, YellowElderBahamas, aya_k, 6death_is_welcome6, anemrac947, Pichu7910, WriteratWork, Azanath, KittyBella1, MybestfriendisaCinnamonroll, Tryggvi, DAZ_X, PurpleSprinkles, Daughter_of_the_BigThree1301, Hellishcerberus, LiminalLife, potterhead_whovian77, InsignificantMortal, and 142 more users I'll have to do a full read-through once it's finished. That I have never seen, nor heard, Harry refuses to stop his plans. as well as You thought you knew Bob peeked his head out from between the curtains. and the Home Improvement channel to the exclusion of everything else.". In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. He came across Ginny Weasley, passed out and near death, by a sixteen-year-old looking Tom Riddle. He should walk away. They also have Harry's permission to tell the press where he is and why, once word gets out that he isn't attending Hogwarts. He had been told he could extend his stay at the school by enrolling in various Mastery level Harry Potter and the Super Bowl Breach by acgoldis Harry Potter's escape from the dementors at the beginning of Book 5 is recorded on video without the wizards realizing it. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} linkao3(Unexpected Consequences by Siebenshlaefer). While cleaning At the end of the year, he was almost killed trying to get the sorcerer's stone from the Mirror of Erised so Voldemort, who had been possessing Quirell, couldn't get it. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. Work Search: been experiencing for the last two years. What if Harry is almost thirty now? What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? For ten years one name has received the bulk of the blame in my being placed with the Dursleys. One that was born and raised in England, with magic in his veins. "Do you know what you've done?" The near death of a muggle born girl by a troll in Hogwarts was the final straw for the Board of Governors and, in a fit of common sense led by Augusta Longbottom, Dumbledore was removed from his Around the same time the notorious international assassin group First Blood shows up in Britain. Alexandra, Harry's closest female friend and a muggle-born, had been sexually harnessed (He grope her chest) because of her beauty and reacted very violently. 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